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nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

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[Game of Thrones] shows you all the different ways you can wield power. Psychologically. Physically. Sexually… Dragons.
—Natalie Dormer - SDCC 2014 (via thorxodinsons)

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posted 2 days ago with 11,201 notes
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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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big-ending:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

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ennish:

thesouffleegirl:

groundchele:

Gangnam Style (Glee Cast Version) [HALF SPEED]

it sounds like demons at a strip bar and you walk in because demons took you capture and they need to take u too their boss but the boss is at a strip bar and you walk in and everythings in slow mo and theres hot demons pole dancing and you look around and theres gross demons shouting and throwing money and off to the side with a cigar is a big demon guy with a suit whispering something to a waitress and you look at them and they glare at you and then at your handcuffs

#i thought that description was an exaggeration #but no#that’s the perfect description for this

> Read description

> Laugh

> Press play

> Laugh even harder

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